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RANDY

Randy Coin – The Redneck Raccoon Rules America NOW!
WHO THE HELL IS RANDY?
What? You wanna know about me?
What are you, the freakin’ GUVERNMINT?
If you were the guvermint, you’d already know I’m DEE-FREAKIN’-LIGHTFUL!
I live—hell, thrive—under the glorious Everything’s Fantastic Trailer Park & RV Emporium.
I don’t know what the hell a meme coin is, ’cause when these tech nerds told me about it,
I swear they said “weed coin” — and you KNOW I was all over that
Still waitin’ on my damn weed, by the way… SO PAY UP, YA BASTARDS!
TOKENOMICS
Supply: 100,000,000,000
Liquidity: Burnt
Taxes: 0% – Because Randy don't do that IRS bullsh*t
Contract Address (Solana): HY369kMLq4gRv7qjmhiC5H2mggFJsV83kuSaW37T8HDQ
WHY BUY $RANDY?
Because suits are boring, and Randy's not.
This ain’t your grandma’s coin — this is a full-on redneck raccoon revolution.
We got chaos, beer, trash, and zero regrets.
Buy $RANDY or get chased off the porch with a shotgun and a possum.

OFFICIAL LINKS:
Website: https://redneckrandy.io
Twitter/X: https://x.com/RandyCoinDev
Telegram: https://t.me/randycointoken
DexScreener: https://dexscreener.com/solana/7wsVtnhDoQcWqcvMcYRZzTWcewn9SEV3pF1vRofN9GCH

Randy Coin – The Redneck Raccoon Rules America NOW!

What? You wanna know about me?
What are you, the freakin’ GUVERNMINT?
If you were the guvermint, you’d already know I’m DEE-FREAKIN’-LIGHTFUL!


I live—hell, thrive—under the glorious Everything’s Fantastic Trailer Park & RV Emporium.
I don’t know what the hell a meme coin is, ’cause when these tech nerds told me about it,
I swear they said “weed coin” — and you KNOW I was all over that

Still waitin’ on my damn weed, by the way… SO PAY UP, YA BASTARDS!







Because suits are boring, and Randy's not.
This ain’t your grandma’s coin — this is a full-on redneck raccoon revolution.
We got chaos, beer, trash, and zero regrets.

Buy $RANDY or get chased off the porch with a shotgun and a possum.





