emmaglory5
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SlothCoin ($SloMo)
THE SLOWPOCALYPSE IS NOW!
"The crypto that naps harder than it pumps. Saving trees, not gas fees, since 2025."
SlothCoin isn’t a token—it’s a state of mind. Born when a sloth accidentally sat on a dev’s keyboard, we’re here to prove crypto can be chaotic, green, and glacially slow. No rugs, no FOMO, just vibes, memes, and a community that HODLs harder than SloMo clings to a branch.
Key Features (Because We’re Not Totally Useless)
Meme-ocracy – Vote with memes, not proposals. Yes, a picture of your cat could decide a charity vote.
Nap-Based Staking – The longer you hold, the bigger your gains. The first proof-of-nap consensus model.
Speed Run? Nah, Speed Walk. – 10-year roadmap? Too fast. We have a 10,000-year vision, like a true sloth civilization.
Deflationary? Who Knows. – Some tokens randomly disappear, but we’re too lazy to track it.
Rug-Proof – The only thing getting pulled here is another nap session.
After years (okay… weeks) of development, $SLOMO IS LIVE!
Contract Address: GawPpAnKd13jkUipobqNo2WzAHCQpjiFALtyabg7pump
Buy on four.meme: https://four.meme/token/0x228094ce4182de88b032dc666e8084279b1411bc
Watch the Official Promo Video:
Saving trees, not gas fees—Nap-to-Earn is here.
The Slomo Army assembles NOW. Are you in?
DYOR (Do Your Own Resting). Tokens may cause excessive yawning.
Website: https://slothcoin.lol
Twitter/X: https://x.com/SloMoCoin
THE SLOWPOCALYPSE IS NOW!
"The crypto that naps harder than it pumps. Saving trees, not gas fees, since 2025."
SlothCoin isn’t a token—it’s a state of mind. Born when a sloth accidentally sat on a dev’s keyboard, we’re here to prove crypto can be chaotic, green, and glacially slow. No rugs, no FOMO, just vibes, memes, and a community that HODLs harder than SloMo clings to a branch.
Key Features (Because We’re Not Totally Useless)
Meme-ocracy – Vote with memes, not proposals. Yes, a picture of your cat could decide a charity vote. Nap-Based Staking – The longer you hold, the bigger your gains. The first proof-of-nap consensus model. Speed Run? Nah, Speed Walk. – 10-year roadmap? Too fast. We have a 10,000-year vision, like a true sloth civilization. Deflationary? Who Knows. – Some tokens randomly disappear, but we’re too lazy to track it. Rug-Proof – The only thing getting pulled here is another nap session.After years (okay… weeks) of development, $SLOMO IS LIVE!
Contract Address: GawPpAnKd13jkUipobqNo2WzAHCQpjiFALtyabg7pump Buy on four.meme: https://four.meme/token/0x228094ce4182de88b032dc666e8084279b1411bc Watch the Official Promo Video: Saving trees, not gas fees—Nap-to-Earn is here.
The Slomo Army assembles NOW. Are you in?
DYOR (Do Your Own Resting). Tokens may cause excessive yawning.
Website: https://slothcoin.lol
Twitter/X: https://x.com/SloMoCoin
